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Is available from Dramatic Publishing of Woodstock, Ill. Call 1-800-448-7469 to order a catalog or check out the company's Web site at www.dramaticpublishing.com.
Excerpts appear in Best Women's Stage Monologues 2000 and Best Stage Scenes 2000 from Smith and Kraus, under the name "Dolores Whiskeyman." Call 1-800-895-4331 to order. Be sure to complain loudly about not being able to find my work in more recent anthologies. Suggest they do something about it.

From Dramatic Publishing. Call 1-800-448-7469.
Excerpts appear in Best Men's Stage Monologues 2000 and Best Stage Scenes 2000 from Smith and Kraus. Call 1-800-895-4331.

Monologue available in Best Womens Stage Monologues 1999 from Smith and Kraus. Call 1-800-895-4331. And no, for those of you who keep asking -- there is no more to the play. That's all there is. Just one lonely little monologue, OKAY?

Published by Samuel French in "More Ten-Minute Plays from Actors Theatre of Louisville," Vol. 3 (1995). Call (212) 206-8990.
Published in "30 Ten-Minute Plays for Two Actors From Actors Theatre of Louisville," from Smith and Kraus. Call 1-800-895-4331.

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